Monday, May 17, 2010

Oh, the irony...

Itonic Times

Vietnam Celebrates 35th Anniversary of Communist Victory
Lavish gala too expensive for Western leaders to attend.

Shortage of Plus-Sized Bras Reported
Often first sign of economic recovery.

Conserve, ladies. It's Spring. Leave 'em home! :)

Toyota Recalls Violin-Playing Robot
After sudden acceleration drives concertgoers from theater.

REMINDER
When detained, you probably have the right to remain silent.

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