Congrats to Rush Limbaugh on his fourth traditional marriage
No. 4 might be the lucky Mrs. Limbaugh if she plays her cards right. After all the dope and cigars and Dominican boys and high livin', how good can his heart (the physical one - there is no other) be?
Note to No. 4: As distasteful as this sounds, grease that thing up and work it. About the time it takes 6 boner pills to prop up his mighty two-incher, with any luck at all his heart will blow and you'll be rich. Make sure you're on top or keep your cell phone handy to call for a tow truck to extricate you before he rots.
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