Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

In Last Decade, Extreme Weather Deaths in U.S. Outnumbered American War Casualties
Despite government's best efforts.

Glenn Beck Starts Own University
Offers graduate degree in Paranoid Studies.

Early Humans Settled in England 800,000 Years Ago
Evidence: fossilized overcooked vegetables.

Study: Rich More Likely to Default on Their Mortgage
And move into their beach house.

Vocabulary Builders

Victory n. hanging around until nobody is paying attention anymore and you can go home.