CONCORD, NH August 22, 2011 (The Borowitz Report) – he mystery surrounding Col. Muammar Gaddafi's whereabouts was resolved today as the dictator announced his candidacy for the Republican presidential nomination in a town hall meeting in Concord, New Hampshire.
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"In those final days in Tripoli he was becoming increasingly disconnected from reality," said the aide. "So I think he'll fit right in."
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"Unfortunately for Muammar Gaddafi, he might be out of step with the current crop of Republican candidates," one pollster said. "There's a perception that he's too moderate."
Monday, August 22, 2011
Run, Muammar, run!
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"There's a perception that he's too moderate."
No shit.
There's a rumor that the Colonel might hire Africans (gasp!). Clearly that level of tolerance cannot be allowed on the part of a Republican candidate!
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
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