If you have to ask, you're in the 99%.
Poll: IRS Four Times More Popular Than Congress
Ex-spouses eight times more popular than Congress.
La Niña Returns
Put away your El Niño gear, get out the La Niña stuff.
I'll be blowing one of the sonsabitches outta my driveway later today.
Congress Calls Pizza a Vegetable in Latest School Lunch Guidelines
Calls rubber cement a good source of fiber.
And sandwiches made with moldy bread are now penicillin.