PANETTA TELLS TROOPS WE'RE WINNING WAR IN AFGHANISTAN
Like we won in Iraq.
Last American Troops Leave Iraq
Last American contractors to leave in 2034.
Maybe earlier if they're in boxes.
NTSB Urges Nationwide Cellphone Ban for Drivers
Better call your congressman as soon as you pass this idiot driving the speed limit in the left lane.
Good News: Fewer Teenagers Getting Driver's Licenses
Bad news: more seniors hanging on to theirs.
Less whippersnappers to piss off by obeying the law!