Thanks to Americans Against The Tea Party for the pic.
Yes, after 22 years of marriage, she's moving out.
The dogs are on their last leg.
There's a pig scrotum filled with foul-smelling herbs hanging outside our front door to ward off the eeeevil.
We have big posters of Marx, Lenin, and Che on the front of the house.
And she won't let me watch (Heh ...).