Thursday, June 21, 2012

That'll happen ...

Being I'm married to the biggest feminist since Gloria Steinem, I know all this is true.



Thanks to Americans Against The Tea Party for the pic.


Yes, after 22 years of marriage, she's moving out.

The dogs are on their last leg.

There's a pig scrotum filled with foul-smelling herbs hanging outside our front door to ward off the eeeevil.

We have big posters of Marx, Lenin, and Che on the front of the house.

And she won't let me watch (Heh ...).

Not.

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Dear Pat,

Die already.

Regards,

F

3 comments:

Gordon said...

His biggest beef with feminists is that they're smart enough not to watch his show and send him money.

Fixer said...

No shit. It's what the god business is all about.

Bustednuckles said...

Fuck off, then die.

There, I fixed it for ya.