Monday, March 25, 2013

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times


And keep all their cash bribes in a clear plastic
globe on their desk.
GOP Leaders Decide It's Time to Reverse Course
They'll reverse their position on immigration, gays, taxes, abortion and urge fellow Republicans to begin cross-dressing and getting tattoos.
That would be an improvement. The Big House is a good place to get tattoos. Their cellies might set 'em on the road to cross-dressing too. Heh.
Another Putin Critic Living In Exile Commits Suicide
Once again by stabbing self in foot with poison-tipped umbrella.
Much more believable than twelve self-administered rounds in the back of the head.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is about twenty cops with guns.
Shit, that's how many cops show up for a DUI arrest. Heh.

Zippers Cause Most Penis Injuries, Study Finds
Except in Scotland.
Ah don' care, Ah'm nae wearin' a skirrrt! Y-fronts 'neath mah breeks ha' always sufficed!


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The Precious said...

Someone seems to be testing their spam machine.

Very funny, G-man. Can't really cry over the death of yet another crooked Russian who mad his billions by skimming profits. Still, the reports make it sound like the "suicide" was a little fishy (a radiation management team is on the scene?) Reminds me of when Allende committed suicide by shooting himself in the back 12 times from a distance of 35 feet, pausing only once to reload.

Gordon said...

Yeah, the spam has gotten outta hand. At least I can dump it.

Russia is a hard-nosed place to do "business" which mostly means being a criminal.

The Precious said...

I have an ex-brother-in-law living and working in Russia. He was always a sleazy character. I figure Russia suits him just fine. It's a good place to be an alky, for one thing.

Gordon said...

The cheaper Russian vodkas have tear-off tops because they don't expect folks to put the top back on after they open it. 1 bottle = 1 serving.