WHITE HOUSE PETITION CALLS FOR
POLITICIANS TO WEAR NASCAR-LIKE ADVERTISING
And keep all their cash bribes in a clear plastic
globe on their desk.
GOP Leaders Decide It's Time to Reverse CourseThat would be an improvement. The Big House is a good place to get tattoos. Their cellies might set 'em on the road to cross-dressing too. Heh.
They'll reverse their position on immigration, gays, taxes, abortion and urge fellow Republicans to begin cross-dressing and getting tattoos.
Another Putin Critic Living In Exile Commits SuicideMuch more believable than twelve self-administered rounds in the back of the head.
Once again by stabbing self in foot with poison-tipped umbrella.
REMINDERShit, that's how many cops show up for a DUI arrest. Heh.
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is about twenty cops with guns.
Zippers Cause Most Penis Injuries, Study FindsAh don' care, Ah'm nae wearin' a skirrrt! Y-fronts 'neath mah breeks ha' always sufficed!
Except in Scotland.