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Self-driving car stolen by invisible man
SENATE MAJORITY VOTES TO REMOVE TED CRUZ'S TONGUE
Vote goes along party lines.
Congressman Caught With Cocaine Backed GOP Plan to Drug-Test Food Stamp Recipients
Didn't want them using food stamps to drive up the price of his drugs.
Clarence Thomas Describes His Appointment to Supreme Court as “Totally Forrest Gump”Best case going against Affirmative Action hiring.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know when a completely unqualified guy with a history of sexual harassment is going to be nominated.
Report: 2022 World Cup Stadiums in Dubai Being Built by Forced Labor
But nine years from now each of those forced laborers, or their next of kin, will receive a free ticket to an early round game.