Monday, December 16, 2013

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

FAKE SIGN LANGUAGE INTERPRETER FROM MANDELA MEMORIAL HIRED BY OAKLAND ATHLETICS
As their third base coach.

House Republicans Criticize Iran Deal
Fear possible outbreak of peace.
And the resultant loss of profit to their major donors.

World's Largest Ship Launches
Owned by Shell, it will transport vast amounts of oil from autocrats to plutocrats.

With Rules Changes, Your Odds of Winning the Lottery Sink from 1 in 176 Million to 1 in 259 Million
You have a better chance of being struck by lightning while being bitten by a shark.
Odds slightly worse if you don't buy a ticket.

2 comments:

David Aquarius said...

I went all out and bought TWO tickets! That cut my Christmas fund in half.

Gordon said...

I didn't buy one. I'm stickin' with plain ol' Super Lotto.