Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Start The New Year Off Right...

...and do yourself a favor. Read this heartwarming article by Matt Taibbi!

On Christmas, Republicans Quietly Declare War on Themselves

The news came in the Wall Street Journal, where the Chamber of Commerce disclosed that it will be teaming up with Republican establishment leaders to spend $50 million in an effort to stem the tide of “fools” who have overwhelmed Republican ballots in recent seasons. Check out the language Chamber strategist Scott Reed used in announcing the new campaign:

Our No. 1 focus is to make sure, when it comes to the Senate, that we have no loser candidates… That will be our mantra: No fools on our ticket.

It’s been a transparent effort to reassure industry donors that the party's future isn't a bottomless pit of brainless Bachmanns and Cruzes and Santorums, all convinced our Harvard-educated president is a sleeper-cell Arab and that Satan is a literal being intent on conquering Nebraska with U.N. troops.
Good fuckin' luck. The phrase "shoveling shit against the tide" comes to mind. Heh.

The Chamber's announcement was met with howls of outrage from Tea Party-friendly voices, who naturally took immediate offense to the prospect of boycotting "fools" from the political process.
Sorry. I guess I should have given a "liquid alert". Well, the 'baggers seem to have a handle on who their candidates are!

The money shot:

But this sudden decision by the party’s Washington establishment to reverse course and blame their failures on "fools" out there in the heartland is a joke. If you spend a decade treating your constituents like morons, you can’t point the finger at them when your party gets a reputation for being stupid.

You’re going to make George "Is our children learning?" Bush the face of your party for eight years and then turn around and call your voters stupid? Jesus. No wonder they decided to make the move during Christmas.
Repugs do seem to do better when no one's watching...

Much more. Enjoy.


Gordon said...

Get outta here, asshole, and don't come back.

Gordon said...

I deleted a nasty comment from a jerk named WhyNot. I will delete any further comments from him as well.