PRESIDENT OBAMA PARDONS TURKEY
Republicans livid at his abuse of executive power.
Republicans: We're Not Scientists
Scientists: we're not Republicans.
Study: Average Student Takes One Bite of Healthy Lunch, Then Tosses Rest Away
Which starving teachers quickly scoop up and eat.
??? ~ News Quiz ~ ???
Republicans are debating how to respond to Obama’s Executive Action on Immigration. As of today, the leading option is:
A ) Have meeting of Congressional caucus where differences can be settled by fisticuffs.
B ) Work out reasonable compromise plan, start negotiating with Democrats.
C ) Pass bipartisan bill already passed by the Senate.
D ) Stall, bluster, pontificate, grandstand, whine, and run out the clock.
Hint: also bloviate, sound off, rant, rage, bully, and harangue.