From the "Latest Headlines" crawl:
Birthers, truthers, climate change deniers, Creationists, Originalists, fundamentalists, white supremacists confer at GOP retreat
OBAMA SEEKS TAX HIKE ON WEALTHY TO PAY FOR CUT TO MIDDLE CLASS
Or, as conservatives call it, grounds for impeachment.
Man Arrested for Wanting To Blow Up Capitol
Got idea from House Republicans.
Supreme Court to Rule on Same-Sex Marriage
Will decide if gays have same rights as corporations.
Plummeting Price of Oil a Catastrophe for Russia
President Putin forced to sell his Super Bowl ring.