John McCain, Lindsey Graham Never Use Email
Pay way too much for meds and wear overpriced Rolexes.
“Sharknado 3” to Feature Mark Cuban, Ann Coulter as President, Vice-President
Turns concept of tornado filled with sharks into something reasonable by comparison.
Ringling Bros. to Stop Using Elephants in Circus
Move called “job killer” by clowns with shovels.
On Island in Southern Japan, Cats Outnumber Humans by 6 to 1
Island's main industry is producing YouTube videos.