Patriot Act Privacy Revisions Get Bipartisan Support in CongressNow that's over the line, Eddie!
After Edward Snowden posts naked selfies of Mitch McConnell.
Report: American Psychological Association Secretly Approved Use of Torture
American Ethics Association secretly approved their lying about it.
Government to Allow Fluoride Levels in Drinking Water to Drop
As it's already achieved its goal of converting Americans to communism.
Due to Unrest, Baltimore Orioles Play Game With No Fans Present
Win game, schedule eight more without fans.