Ted Cruz, Chuck Norris, Others On Far Right Wary of Upcoming Military Exercises"Jade Helm 15" = Comedy Gold!
Fear they're prelude to martial law, roundup of paranoid lunatics.
Natalie Portman to Play Ruth Bader Ginsburg in Upcoming Biopic
Also in cast: Jennifer Lopez as Sonia Sotomayor, Joe Pesci as Antonin Scalia.
World's Oldest Copy of Ten Commandments Goes on Display in Israel
Complete with changes, corrections, revisions, deletions.
University of New Hampshire Offering Course on Deflategate
For students majoring in Physics, with a minor in Ethics.