From the "Latest Headlines" crawl:
Telemundo drops Trump's Miss Wetback pageant
Early New Hampshire Polls Give Sanders, Trump Encouragement
Potential clash of political philosophies not seen since 1917 Russia.
DNA Tests of 40,000-Year-Old Human Jawbone Indicates We Have Some Neanderthal Ancestors
On your in-laws' side.
California: Driverless Lexus Cuts Off Driverless AudiOh sure, like there's gonna be a copless cop car there when you need one...
Driverless police car issues paperless ticket to driverless Lexus.
DO NOT MISS "DONALD TRUMP NAMES HIS CABINET" on Page 3! Here's a taste:
Secretary of State
It goes downhill from there...