Texas Under Martial Law As Jade Helm 15 BeginsFinally! Note to President Obama: Barry, next time could ya please invade and take over someplace we like... or at least need...
Conservatives rounded up, sent to reeducation camps.
Department of Transportation Hiring Experts to Repair Crumbling InfrastructureHeh.
Highest priority: engineers who built El Chapo's escape tunnel.
TV: First Pot Ad to Run on Denver Station Before Jimmy Kimmel
Other ads to run on Cartoon Network, Food Network, Fox & Friends.
NASA: Early Data From Pluto Probe “Mind Blowing”
Reminding many at JPL of seeing 2001: A Space Odyssey for first time on acid.
Trump Tweet of Campaign Ad Featuring Nazi Soldiers Quickly Deleted
Hard to tell from ad whether Trump for or against them.