TRUMP SIGNS LOYALTY PLEDGE
To “bunch of losers.”
Angry Farmers Block Paris Streets With 1500 Tractors
Local officials wonder how they're going to keep them down on the farm, “after they've seen Paree.”
Scott Walker Calls for Wall Along Canadian Border
Paid for by Canadian pharmaceutical companies.
Campbell's Introduces Star Wars Chicken Noodle SoupBy the case at Costco!
Not shown: Campbell's Psychedelic Cream of Mushroom Soup.