If Trump Wins, Christie Will Head Trump's Transition Team
If he loses, Christie will head team of doormen at Trump Tower.
Lawmakers Trying to Determine How Much Marijuana Too Much for DriversIf they won't eat them because the Oreo jobs were moved to Mexico, they're liberals, book 'em.
One proposal: offer them Oreos, if they eat more than twenty, book 'em.
Budweiser Renames Itself “America” Until Elections
Hopes patriotic rebranding on cans attracts new drinkers unaware of watery swill they contain.
Burning Man to Offer Airplane Access
Applications now being accepted.