Combined Fortune of Wealthiest Members of China's Parliament: $500 Billion
Experts say it will take at least four years before Trump's cabinet can match it.
Millions March for Science
Many more would have joined them but feared marching off edge of Earth.
International Church of Cannabis Opens in Denver
Site formerly housed International Church of Pancakes.
Previously Unseen Copy of Declaration of Independence Discovered
This one suspiciously says, “We hold these alternative facts to be self-evident.”