Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

REMINDER
Stand for the anthem, kneel before Trump.

New York Subways Distribute Buttons to Promote Courtesy Towards Pregnant Women, Elderly, Disabled
Other buttons include “Give Up Your Seat, Asshole,” “Don't Stare at Me, Shithead,” and “Get Your Hands Off Me, Scumbag.”

After 50 Years, Rolling Stone Up for Sale
Possible buyer: AARP.

Trigonometry Detected in 3,700-Year-Old Babylonian Tablet
Translation reveals constantly recurring phrase, “I hate trigonometry.”