Shutdown News: Three-Fifths of White House Staff Placed on Temporary Leave
Doctor Finds Trump in Excellent Mental Health
He's not deranged, just evil.
National Health Alert as People Eat Tide Pods in Viral “Tide Pod Challenge”
Often at one of Tide's newly opened laundromat/restaurants.
Trump Credited for Successful Talks Between North, South Korea
Whenever there's a snag, someone shouts “dotard” and everybody laughs.