U. S. Government Will Soon Be Paying More in Interest on Its Debt Than it Pays for Its Military
Trump's solution: double down on defense, file for bankruptcy, stiff creditors.
Unemployment Lowest Since 1969
Everyone's either working part-time, driving for Uber, or in jail.
Coca-Cola Developing Drink Using Marijuana
Smoke-A-Cola will be test-marketed in San Diego.
President Boards Air Force One With Toilet Paper Stuck to His Shoe
Later tells press it was fake toilet paper put there by George Soros.