TRUMP ORDERS WITHDRAWAL OF ALL TROOPS FROM SYRIA, SURPRISING EVERYONE
Well, everyone except Putin.
Russian TV Commentator: “Trump is Ours Again”
“After loaning him to Saudi Arabia.”
Washington Post: Russia's Influence Far Greater Than First Reported
Turns out we're all useful idiots.
Jared Kushner Receives Bipartisan Praise for Pushing Through Criminal Justice Reform
Democrats, Republicans alike promise to visit him in prison.