TRUMP CAVES, ENDS SHUTDOWN
Claims victory for having “caved first.”
Trump Tells Aides Caving on Wall Will Result in Bad News Cycle for Several Days
Then something worse will happen and it will all be forgotten.
Doomsday Clock Set at Two Minutes to Midnight
Clicks ahead one second for every one hundred presidential tweets.
All Four Living Ex-Presidents Deny Telling Trump They Wanted Wall
White House: he meant dead ex-presidents.