Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Trump: I Increased Defense Spending to Make Up for Not Serving During Vietnam
Enacted prison reform to make up for never renting to blacks.

Navy Pilots Report Seeing UFOs on Numerous Occasions
Latest theory: they're billionaire time travelers from the future.

Report: Chicken No Better Than Red Meat at Reducing Cholesterol
Based on comparative autopsies of Col. Sanders, Ray Kroc.

Study: Just One-Half Degree Difference in Global Warming Means Life or Death for Thousands in Large Cities in Northeast
“Mostly Democrats,” says White House, responding to report.