McConnell: U.S. Made Up for Slavery by Electing Obama
Made up for Reconstruction by electing Trump.
Report: Mnuchin Delayed Harriet Tubman $20 Bill for “Technical Reasons”
She wasn't technically an old white man.
Researchers Find 3,000-Year-Old Bagels
To their horror, one of them is cinnamon raisin.
Project to Scan Universe for Signs of Intelligent Life Comes Up Empty
Will start looking for signs of blithering idiots, nincompoops.