Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Defense Department Stops Using Eight-Inch Floppy Disks
Too much time wasted playing Asteroids.

White House Cancels Subscriptions to New York Times, Washington Post
Will continue receiving National Enquirer, Grit.

Romney Admits His Alias on Twitter is “Pierre Delecto”
It's the same one he uses at KinkyThreesomes.com.

Study: Almost All Political Tweets Come From Just 10% of Twitter Users
And they all live together in a large barracks in Russia.