After Trump picks Pence to head coronavirus task force.
Trump to Fight Coronavirus Pandemic by Cutting Taxes
If that doesn't work, he'll pardon Stone, Flynn and Manafort.
Pope Tells Catholics: for Lent, Give Up Trolling
And ease up on the pedophilia.
President Welcomes Black Leaders to White House for Black History Month
Offers some of them jobs at Mar-a-Lago.