Monday, May 18, 2020

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

23% of Republicans Think GOP Should Nominate Someone Other Than Trump
Their top three choices: Kanye West, Michael Flynn, My Pillow guy.

Owner of Pro-Trump One America News Network Bans Coverage of Any Poll That Trump Doesn't Lead
Recently it covered results of Least Trusted Person poll, which Trump won handily.

Report: White House Trying To Lower Death Rates by Changing Counting Method
Fingers and toes will replace computer databases.

Study: Just One Meal High In Saturated Fat Impedes One's Ability to Focus
Based on viewing dozens of presidential press conferences.

2 comments:

-blessed b9, Catalyst4Christ said...

O the iron..

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