Saturday, March 7, 2020
Monday, March 2, 2020
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
WORLD PANICS
After Trump picks Pence to head coronavirus task force.
Trump to Fight Coronavirus Pandemic by Cutting Taxes
If that doesn't work, he'll pardon Stone, Flynn and Manafort.
Pope Tells Catholics: for Lent, Give Up Trolling
And ease up on the pedophilia.
President Welcomes Black Leaders to White House for Black History Month
Offers some of them jobs at Mar-a-Lago.
Saturday, February 29, 2020
Monday, February 24, 2020
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
Boy Scouts File for Bankruptcy
“If only we sold cookies,” laments spokesman.
Democratic Debate Draws More Viewers Than Golden Globes, Grammys
Candidates approached about opening for the Stones.
Researchers Switch Monkey Brains On and Off Using Electricity
And The Clapper.
Sugary Drink Consumption Plunges in Chile After New Food Law
“Drink a Coke, Go to Jail” campaign has been very effective in a very short time.
Saturday, February 22, 2020
Monday, February 17, 2020
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
Report: Bloomberg Campaign Awash in Cash
Could have enough left over to buy presidency of two more countries.
Justice Dept. Reverses Course, Recommends Shorter Sentence for Roger Stone
Also suggests he be given Presidential Medal of Freedom.
Astronomers Intrigued by Regularly Repeated Signal From 500 Million Light Years Away
Many say it sounds “just like an old-fashioned busy signal.”
Survey: Many Parents Give Their Babies Outlandish Names to Stand Out on Social Media
Like Hashtag Rabinowitz.
Saturday, February 15, 2020
Saturday Emmylou Blogging
23 years ago, , the annual Nobel Peace Prize Concert took place in Oslo, Norway, Emmylou Harris was there to commemorate the occasion.
Thanks to The Original Emmylou Harris Facebook Group.
Monday, February 10, 2020
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
PELOSI RIPS UP TRUMP'S STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS
She explains later: a flamethrower wasn't available.
Harper's Index: 40% of American Schools Have Police Officers Stationed Inside Them
The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is an out-of-work ex-cop with a checkered past and a drinking problem with a gun.
Study: Babies Don't Hesitate To Share Food, Help Others
It's only later they become Republicans.
Los Angeles House Put on Market for Record $500 Million
Being pitched as “perfect starter house” for young Saudi family.
Saturday, February 8, 2020
Monday, February 3, 2020
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL PREDICTS AN EARLY SPRING
Followed by melting of the polar ice cap.
UK: Brexit Begins
Drawbridge raised, moat filled.
GMC Unveils Electric Hummer Pick-Up With 1,000 Horsepower
Rev the engine and all across America lights dim.
Alan Dershowitz: If President Believes His Reelection in the Public Interest He Can Do Anything He Wants to Get Reelected
For instance, he could poison his wife, or knife her to death, or even enslave underage girls for his personal sexual pleasure if it helps his chances.
Saturday, February 1, 2020
Monday, January 27, 2020
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
“Star Trek” Fans Outraged Over Trump's Very Similar Space Force Logo
Trump responds, threatens to sue “Star Trek” for trademark infringement.
Republicans Hold Firm Against Conviction
Warn it would be like throwing the big baby out with the bathwater.
Mr. Peanut Killed in Mountain Climbing Accident in New Super Bowl Ad
In another Super Bowl ad, Tony the Tiger is shot and stuffed by Donald Trump, Jr.
Revealed: Hacking Device Used by Saudis to Hack Jeff Bezos's Phone
And they bought it on Amazon.
Saturday, January 25, 2020
Saturday Emmylou Blogging
Emmylou Harris in Norway promoting her album WRECKING BALL in 1995
For more info and videos pleas join «the Original Emmylou Harris Facebook Group»
Thanks to The Original Emmylou Harris Facebook Group.
Monday, January 20, 2020
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
HOUSE DELIVERS ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT TO SENATE
After which McConnell hands Nadler a five dollar tip.
Russia: Entire Government Resigns so Putin Can Extend His Rule Beyond 2024
Fortunately, that can't happen here until next January.
Gwyneth Paltrow's Candle Called “This Smells Like My Vagina” Sells Out
It's the most popular of her products that smell like her vagina.
Kansas: Nuclear Missile Silo Converted Into Underground Castle Selling for $3.2 Million
Would list for twice as much were it not still targeted by Russian ICBMs.
Saturday, January 18, 2020
Tuesday, January 14, 2020
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
Yikes: Only 28% of Registered Voters Could Point Out Iran on Map of Region
Even a map with place names.
Prince Harry, Meghan Markle Announce Plan to “Step Back” From Royal Family, Live Abroad, Make Own Living
Their dream: run a B&B in the Poconos.
Facebook Will Continue to Allow Lies in Political Ads
After impassioned lobbying by both parties.
Drunk Shopping Accounts For $39.4 Billion Each Year
Not including the booze.
Saturday, January 11, 2020
Monday, January 6, 2020
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
Federal Reserve Report: Trump's Tariffs Raised Prices, Cut Employment, Hurt Manufacturers
President derides report, calls Fed “left-wing outfit made up of never-Trumpers!”
Study: Regularly Eating Chili Peppers May Extend Your Lifespan
But for some people an extra ten years might not be worth it.
Report: Robot Priests in Our Future
And they really are celibate.
New Study Reveals Serious Safety Vulnerabilities Among Self-Driving “Smart” Cars
They can be remotely commandeered by anyone with a PlayStation Model 3 or later.
Saturday, January 4, 2020
Monday, December 30, 2019
Oh, the irony...
Ironic Times
WORLD WELCOMES NEW DECADE
7.8 billion humans look forward to increased nationalism, growing economic disparity, an existential climate crisis, and some great TV.
GOP Senator “Disturbed” by McConnell Vow to Coordinate Trial Strategy With White House
If Republicans call for fairness “then we're doomed,” says one.
Study: We Misremember Facts To Fit Our Personal Biases
And if we do it enough times we can be White House Press Secretary.
Scientists Believe Remote Tibetan Plateau Place Where Cannabis Originated
As did phrase “getting hign.”
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