Texas School Nixes Dragsters For Camo

The Houston Chronicle reports that parents are irate about having a cross-dressing day for their four-year-olds, even though it's been a regular event for years.

Note to boys in the tiny Spurger, Texas, school district: Put away those high heels and pleated skirts. Instead, wear black boots and Army camouflage to school Wednesday

Yeah, better get used to it now, kids. Your chances of going to the Middle East are a lot better than your chances of ever getting to Fire Island or West Hollywood.