But . . . but . . . but . . .

Raisins? Raisins??? RAISINS????!!!!!

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But Manji says recent research shows all that virgin stuff was based on an erroneous translation of the Koran: what awaits in heaven are 72 raisins. What? Could 54 people really have been blown up for a bag of raisins? "Well in 7th century Arabia raisins were so exalted as to be promoted to paradise."

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Surprise!!!!! Heh.

Hat tip: Church of the Front Porch.