Another SOTU game, right after anal sex...

Cookie Christine nails it, so to speak...

Just scroll down to "The Alternative Lifestyles SOTU Address Game" and "The Real State of the Union Address Party Pack". If you don't want to read how butt slammin' yer buddy* is Constitutionally protected and as American as apple pie, just click.

* Credit for that sensitive phrase goes to Andrew Dice Clay.