Whittington's lucky Cheney left his usual no-chance-of-a-miss usual fowling piece at home.
See if you can shoot like Dick.
Over the weekend, Vice President Dick Cheney shot a man in Texas. Asked why he shot the man, the Vice President said, "Just to watch him die."
Now, I imagine that Cheney and the President have hunted together. What would have happened if Cheney had shot the President? I think if he shot Bush this way, Bush isn't 78 and he's in pretty good shape, and he's kinda macho. I think he would've gotten up and shot Cheney back. And I think they would've started blasting each other like in a Tarrantino movie.
Ah, the stuff of dreams...
Actually, Georgie probably would have ran home and told his mom. Bar'd have ate some lead 'n powder and shot Cheney with a hail of bullets out her ass.
That's probably enough, huh?