Creature got me with this one. 5 stories about me, 4 true, one false:
1. For a few years after I got out the military, I was a bodyguard for a transsexual dancer/stripper.
2. While in the military, I supplied Osama bin Laden and his Mujaheddin with weapons.
3. Also in the military, Naples, Italy: I was nearly shot and killed by an outraged woman who was bent on killing my roommate. Fortunately she was unsucessful.
4. I dated Pat Benatar when we were both in high school on Long Island.
5. My engines took 1st, 3rd, and 4th at the original 'Mustang Shootout' at Englishtown Raceway, New Jersey.
The first one who picks the false statement gets a prize. Maybe a signed copy of one of my books?