Friday, March 30, 2007

See No Karl, Hear No Karl

Joe Conason

Guess who the latest Bush administration officials stricken with amnesia are trying to protect in the U.S. attorneys scandal.

Gee, I haven't a clue...

Looking at this buttoned-down operative of the famously buttoned-down, tight-sphinctered Bush political machine, why would anybody believe that? These guys don't freelance, and they don't take Karl's name in vain.

Far more probable is that somewhere high above his pay grade, the same imperative that doomed Scooter Libby is now about to claim Fredo Gonzales. That precious flower, the turd blossom, must be protected above all.

You might have to watch a Porsche ad for a site pass. Know the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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