Bush Proposes Economic Stimulus Package
Money will help people pay for car they're living in.
Large families will benefit from the tax loan. For $800 they can buy three more roomy Yugos.
BUSH OBSERVES LOCAL CUSTOMS IN SAUDI ARABIA
Shown (left to right): holding hands; exchanging kisses; beheading jaywalker.
White House Takes Lead in Recycling
Sets good example by erasing then reusing all computer tapes of emails sent between October, 2003 and October, 2005.
Research: Christopher Columbus Brought Syphilis Back to Europe
In exchange for Christianity.
Sounds about right...