A particular USMC sniper was really good at his job, because he had devised an interesting method for drawing insurgents out into range.
He would yell out some insult at the enemy and when someone stood up to reply, Bang! One less insurgent!
After every mission his company commander would ask him, 'How many insurgents have you shot today?'
One particular day when asked about the number killed, he reported 'Five killed and I let one go.'
'Let one go?' roared the company commander. 'What do you mean, you let one go?'
'Well, I got myself dug in and yelled out 'Osama is a Homo!' This big insurgent popped up and yelled 'Bush is a bastard!'
'I just couldn't bring myself to shoot a fellow Democrat.'
Yep - Unity!
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