Joke of the Day

Got this one today out of a magazine in the waiting room at the offthal awfulmolly eye doctor's office. The magazine will remain nameless, but let's just say it's the rag Americans read to stay misinformed. Funny jokes, though, and Big Print too!

An 11 year-old girl is telling her dad that she wants to join the Army. The dad says there are better opportunities and suggests she consider the Air Force.

"But I don't wanta be a pilot", she says.

Dad replies, "There are lots of other jobs in the Air Force, Honey."

"I don't wanta be a flight attendant either."

(rimshot)