By the way, I like matzo fried with maple syrup. I'm not all that Jewish, though, although I haven't let that stop me from writing about their tribe before.
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They should change the last line from "'cause it's not all that bad" to "'cause it doesn't go bad", but maybe that's just me. I've never been able to tell if it's stale or not just by eating it.
They missed a very good use for surplus matzo. You'd think since it's the month of Nissan on their calendar that they'da put שתיים and שתיים together and thrown in that it's a very good backing for bondo on rusted-out body panels. Maybe they couldn't get it to rhyme.