Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Consumer Confidence Soars
Now that bankrupt automakers promise to take over their car payments if they lose their jobs.

Republicans: No Reason to Probe Bush Administration Use of Torture
There was no oral sex involved.

Gates: Detainees May Be Housed Here, Solving One Problem
In foreclosed homes, solving another.

Yankees Slash Prices on Most Expensive Seats
Found that fans were unwilling to pay $2500 to spend three hours watching a mediocre bunch of overpaid over-the-hill bumblers get beaten to a pulp by teams with a tiny fraction of their payroll.