Friday, July 10, 2009

Friday Fun (Featuring More Ass Than Usual)

I mentioned somewhere that Fridays, ideally, are for fun. To which I would add "cheap an' easy", but that's neither here nor there. Oh, OK, maybe it is. Anyway, The Rude One, who obviously follows the Brain's every move, seems to agree with me.

Truth be told, it is a nice ass. Jailbait ass, yes, but a nice ass. And if the photo actually showed President Barack Obama checking out junior delegate ass at the G-8 summit, it might be worth a word or two. But it doesn't. It shows a frozen moment when Obama was turning his head. (Nicolas Sarkozy is another matter - that's a man scoping out la booty.)

The response of some on the right is an ejaculatory spray of spooge as if Matt Drudge just got a picture of Barack Obama getting a blumpkin from a tranny whore in the men's room of the Buenos Aires airport (or, for Drudge, "Tuesdays"). [...]

The point here, as ever with the conservative commentariat, is not that they're having fun. It's that it's fun about a lie. When we in Left Blogsylvania laughed our asses off at Bush's stupid facial expression when he couldn't open a Chinese door or when he massaged the shoulders of the leader of another country, it was because he actually did those things. (And, well, that motherfucker did look like a chimp.)

It's just kind of pathetic, this desperate attempt to mock Obama, as if catching him in a butt glance will mitigate the myriad sins of the Republicans. It's like seeing a limping frog trying to get to a quickly drying puddle.

However, if Obama had been checking her out, well, c'mon, can you blame him? Look at that ass.

Speaking as a married man, even a man on a diet can look at the menu, and most times the home cookin's better than the fancy French shit. I think Obama is well aware of that.

I kinda like the idea that there's a little boom-boom goin' on in the White House after eight years of silence in that regard. Sixteen if ya only count connubial whoopee...

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