Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

MALDIVES GOV'T IN EMERGENCY SESSION TO ADDRESS RAPIDLY RISING SEA LEVELS
Motion to name blue ribbon commission to recommend committee to hire consultant to research cost of conducting study tabled.

Pakistan's Nukes Secure, Says Army Chief
After wresting phone from militants.

Recession Over, Say Economists
No it's not, say non-economists.
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Deficit Hits All-Time High of $1.42 Trillion
Goldman Sachs reports record profits of $1.42 trillion.

White House: GOP Calling Shots for Fox News
“Nonsense,” says Fox News spokesman Michael Steele.

Hummer Drivers Receive 5 Times as Many Tickets as Other Drivers
Statisticians attribute it to karma.