Forget what the assholes on TV are saying about the various elections and initiatives from last night. Who gives a shit what Michael Steele is crowing about? (Transcendent? Really?) Here's all ye know and all ye need to know about yesterday:
1. In a nation of fat fucks, don't make fun of the morbidly obese candidate for being a fat fuck.
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[...] Hey, Jonny Fitness, shut the fuck up, pass the gravy, and tell us about your plans on turnpike tolls.
Besides, look at Christie. That lardy fucker ain't surviving a term without a massive coronary.
4. The Tea Party movement is a fraud.
One essential takeaway from the evening was that Glenn Beck can go fuck the horse he rode in on. First of all, his creepy-ass candidate with the wannabe child molester stare, Doug Hoffman, lost to Democrat Bill Owens in the 23rd District of New York, where Hoffman oddly did not live and knew nothing about. It was a fine way of expressing the universal sentiment, "Fucking go away, Sarah Palin, and take Dick Armey with you."
Fat chance.
Democrats should realize at this point that they have nothing to fear from the teabaggers. But they won't.
True. Sigh.
5. But it's still mostly okay to hate gay people.
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There's only one way this goes: finally, a Supreme Court case is gonna have to decide the issue. This bullshit piecemeal approach is wrong-headed and degrading. Gay citizens in the United States are begging straight citizens to be kind enough to grant them the same rights. Put "female" or "black" in there, and we wouldn't even be having a discussion.
Actually, when it comes to "female", we are, and have been for 37 years. Laws are one thing, attitudes are another.
Are we done until 2010 now?
Ha! RP made a funny! Hell no. Dammit.
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