Hopefully ...

I'll be on a beach somewhere, lying in the sun, with a stiff drink in my hand. Christ:

Harold Camping lets out a hearty chuckle when he considers the people who believe the world will end in 2012.

"That date has not one stitch of biblical authority," Camping says from the Oakland office where he runs Family Radio, an evangelical station that reaches listeners around the world. "It's like a fairy tale."

The real date for the end of times, he says, is in 2011.

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The Republican-controlled House of Representatives begins "work" tomorrow. Just warming you up for the crazy. Heh ...