Monday, June 6, 2011

Sarah Palin Radically Revises Her Revisionist History on Paul Revere


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“HE WAS RIDING TO WARN SAMUEL ADAMS THAT THE BRITISH WERE COMING TO CONFISCATE REAL AMERICAN BEER, AND REPLACE IT WITH CASES OF WARM NEWCASTLE BROWN ALE.”




Rise, Americans! And defend your right to drink goat piss!


Update because it's not worth a whole new post:

Fox News uses Tina Fey photo for Sarah Palin report

My God! F** can't even tell their real fake political shills from the fake fake ones!

My sides, they hurt...

This just in:

Palin fans attempt to rewrite Paul Revere’s Wikipedia page

Un-fucking-believable. Belay that, all too fucking believable.

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