Thursday, December 8, 2011

Frisco Steamer

Title reference is to the last line of this post. No, it's not a ship.

Nancy Pelosi provides Newt Gingrich ethics report

Here’s the 1280 pages of the Ethics Committee report.

I'll wait for someone else to read me the good parts.

Related:

"Progressives Must DIE! SHOOT Nancy Pelosi!"

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is five minutes with Glenn Beck and a bar of soap. I will need four of those minutes to wash thoroughly.

I've been a good boy this year. I deserve this. Please make my dream come true.

Gordon

P.S. There'll be some single malt scotch and a plate of Alice B. Toklas brownies for you in my living room. Not a bribe. Think of it as a lobbying effort.

3 comments:

Fixer said...

I'll wait for someone else to read me the good parts.

Yeah, me too. Heh ...

Fixer said...

P.S. There'll be some single malt scotch and a plate of Alice B. Toklas brownies for you in my living room. Not a bribe. Think of it as my lobbying effort against Miss Becky.

Trying to figure out if I can fit down yer chimney. ;)

Gordon said...

You might have trouble opening the woodstove door from the inside. The front door'll be unlocked. :-)