Here’s the 1280 pages of the Ethics Committee report.
I'll wait for someone else to read me the good parts.
All I want for Christmas is five minutes with Glenn Beck and a bar of soap. I will need four of those minutes to wash thoroughly.
I've been a good boy this year. I deserve this. Please make my dream come true.
P.S. There'll be some single malt scotch and a plate of Alice B. Toklas brownies for you in my living room. Not a bribe. Think of it as a lobbying effort.