The Mrs. and I are sitting in my office. She's doing something on the computer, I'm in the easy chair, playing with the dogs and watching TV. A commercial for Compound W "wart-freezer-offer" comes on.
Me: "Does that shit really work?"
Mrs. F: "It would seem so."
Me: "I wonder what would happen if I put it on my dick?"
Mrs. F: "Only you ..."